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Mexican Paint Job

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."
by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017
mugGet the Mexican Paint Jobmug.

Gauge Job

When you have intercourse through someones hole left from a gauge.
My boyfriend gave me a gauge job yesterday now i'm a 00.
by Gauge Lover August 18, 2011
mugGet the Gauge Jobmug.

blow job

basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
my boyfriend was really horny last week,
and he didn't have any condums so i gave him a blow job :)
by <3 babe alert <3 ; ox March 10, 2009
mugGet the blow jobmug.

after work job

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.
I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.
by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013
mugGet the after work jobmug.

dead end job

A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.
Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.
by shapiro_slayer_69 January 12, 2020
mugGet the dead end jobmug.

Obama job

The act of a womans vagina being opened beyond its original dimension by a particularly large african american penis.
Did you vote? yes I picked the black one hopefully he'll give me an Obama job
by Sexy Beast002 July 3, 2010
mugGet the Obama jobmug.

italian job

when you jerk someone off using e.v.o.o. (extra-virgin olive oil)
Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!
by babymammadramacomma December 14, 2008
mugGet the italian jobmug.

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