jesus

the definition of perfection a handsome boy he has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile everything about him is sweet and kind he’s an extraordinary guy and he’s the person i’m gonna marry one day because he’s my other half

jesus is the love of my life and will continue to be forever

by hehehsjisus April 26, 2022

Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018

Jesus Duck

SlavicNickolai’s pet and prized possession

Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT

by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 11, 2022

Jesus Bagging

When your cross necklace repeatedly smacks a girl in the face as you’re having sex

Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.

by Julbean13 August 5, 2023

Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

Jesus

Sacrificed himself to save his friends... And then the Jews tortured and killed his friends anyway!

Hym "THE JEEEEEEWSSS!!!"

Jew "Kill Jesus! Meh!"

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025