jakerton

A sweet, innocent little friend that is very loveable, genuine and intelligent. He is also very short in stature.

Jakerton: "you are so fair Kyle"
Kyle: "thanks little Jakerton"

by Tacoma Ron November 1, 2013

jake102

Another word for a menace or some shit ion know

Cashier: who r u buying this dog food for?
guy: What do you think? my Zebra?
Some random person on the internet: bros jake102's grandpa

by chuusmatress August 14, 2023

Nakey jakey

Litteral gaming god, dog bless.

Man, nakey jakey is really good at Halo

by Effie_in_red June 12, 2017

Jakes

cops

yo nigga u smell that bacon, yea nigga fuck them jakes

by NuMbA1StUnTa December 17, 2008

Jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball

Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.

by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006

jakes

the police

those mutha fukin jakes tried to hastle me up!

by mr. jackoff May 12, 2009

jakehammer

When you plow a hoochie extremely hard in a rough aggressive fashion, repeatedly and fast.....The key also lies in making sure the hoochie walks funny for a few days after...Usually executed by someone named jake.

Hey baby , im sorry your legs hurt, thats what happens when you get the jakehammer.....

ex.2 Kyle: Hey Jake why is your hoochie walkin funny?

Jake: Gave her the Jakehammer, you know how it is, the jakehammer always rocks their world.....

Peter: Rock and Roll
Dylan: Simpson Road

by jake420123 January 5, 2008