jack sutton

Probably the sexiest man alive, always tells the truth, and is funny as fuck.

Jack Sutton is sexy af

by Baseball prodigy May 14, 2017

Fry Jack

A type of fried dough that is eating my virtually all people from Belize, Central America for breakfast. it is usually eaten with some type of meat, bean, or cheese.

bawi mek wi go gewee soh fry jacks! (Belizean Creole) Lets go get some fry jacks. (Standard English)

by Hector83 November 7, 2011

Uncle Jack

A term used by Jews to insult fellow Jews who happen to be members of the Republican Party, or simply have more conservative views.

The Republican Jewish Coaltion are a bunch of Uncle Jacks!

by Theo L. January 3, 2006

Jack Ball

Describes a person of either sex who does nothing. Basically contributes absolutely nothing of redeeming quality to the world around them. The word and subsequent definition came about after witnessing a person installing a Jack in the box jack ball on their antenna and asking myself what the hell does that damn thing do? Nothing!

Hey there's Don V doing what he does best, acting like a Jack Ball just sitting there on his fat ass. I bet he took Jack Ball lessons from Cait.

by Pig Slapper June 7, 2007

Jack Shit

Term used to describe the act of spanking the monkey while taking a dump.

I got really bored yesterday, so I did a Jack Shit in the bathroom

by the dirty liberal November 27, 2009

jack swaggered

being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.

Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"

by RJ2009 March 28, 2009

slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008