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Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”
Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.
by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024
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Pocket drums

The rote act of briefly patting one's pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind.
Just before Will stepped off the Tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn't left anything in his seat, he exited the train.
by SatMisc November 15, 2013
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Ganges Hot Pocket

Fucking her by the Ganges river, filling her pussy with Ganges water, wait for a floating penis and hand, slap That ass with the hand and jam that bloated penis in her pussy.
My wife wanted an exotic trip, so we head to India and the first meal she ate was a Ganges Hot Pocket.
by Cmen deemon October 5, 2020
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Hot Pocket

When you and a partner have Intercourse in a sleeping bag.
Yo, do you want to come in my tent and make a hot pocket? We got sausage
by mayapenny September 30, 2018
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pocket boxing

When you get a hand job through your pocket
I was walking with Lesley and she put her hand in my pocket and started pocket boxing me.
by SittinglemonZ December 31, 2023
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In the pocket

Flowing naturally in the stream of life in a constant forward motion. Vibrating off of the complimentary frequencies, gliding effortlessly through life. When you're in the pocket everything seems to run smoothly and come easily. There is no need to force things to work out; everything simply falls into place. The pockets acts as a metaphorical lubricant theatre preventing friction therefore protecting against abrasion associated with getting dry fucked by life. The pocket may also be helpful as a form of isolation. a "bullshit barrier" or cloak of impermeablitlty. Basically while "in the pocket" nothing outside of the pocket can harsh your mellow or strue your pockety path.

Only you
She overcame every hurdle successfully and without any problems as if she possessed some kind of natural ability to navigate through life. She is definitely in the pocket.
by Manicmurph July 12, 2021
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Pocket rock

I had a pocket rock and began to jam.
by Thatoneguy1919 June 24, 2022
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