(noun) A junior enlisted or new private's exceptionally loose female thing that is ready for duty or deployment for sex at a moments notice at the barracks, in the car, at the club, or wherever most convenient. There is no emotional attachment only physical gratification on a moments notice especially during a dry spell. Such person will be a frequent user of multiple social media outlets to obtain much sex from new enlisted personnel.
"Dude, who was the skanky female waiting for you at the end of the day outside the barracks?" "Bro, that was just my standby ho."
by somethingwicked July 17, 2016
Get the Standby Homug. McDouble hoe means your fat. It can also mean that you have a big 2 patty (A big ass) in a bad way. But most likely your fat
by yourmumgaymydude February 14, 2020
Get the McDouble Homug. by Ray Kell June 3, 2018
Get the Horseshoe homug. Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.
by gannucard September 1, 2018
Get the New York Hoagie Ho-downmug. by BigDiccMan3000 December 2, 2020
Get the Ho-Comug. Slang for a woman who gets into relationships with men who admit they have big flaws but sees them as a project to work on - savior complex
by Darqueace February 23, 2024
Get the fix a homug.