Sequoyah High School

1. The physical embodiment of the word unsanitary.

2. A southerner’s version of the Travis Scott concert.

3. School of the fatherless

4. Homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, and worst of all… dream stans

“What school do you go to?”

“Sequoyah high school.”

“You mean northside hospital?”

“Yeah.”

by MayklYT January 1, 2022

Emmaus High School

lots of stoners
like a lot of them

Person 1: "you go to emmaus high school?"
Person 2: "yeah"
Person 1: "I always wondered why you smelled like meth"

by green socks January 25, 2022

Marian High School

A literal day care that gives its students days off because it’s too sunny outside

Prep guy 1: Did u hear about Marian High School’s sunshine day they had off
Prep guy 2: Wow that’s stupid. Mercy is better

by prepguy49 April 20, 2022

Laville high school

This is a school filled with trailer trash and hoe bags who sleep with everybody’s boyfriends and cause fights over dumb shit, it’s filled of pot smokers and the boys drive big nasty trucks, overall I think this school is great if you want your kid to become trailer trash.

Laville high school is trash.

by Anonymous 2545 January 17, 2021

High Storrs shitter

The guy who shat in front of the toilets in High Storrs School. Thanks to him you can't go to the toilet in lesson without supervision.

Are you the High Storrs shitter? Fuck you.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 17, 2022

Camberwell high school

its a school, i think...

it may also be the 9th circle of hell, one where the "teachers" are actually immortal ancient beings comprised of pure darkness born from mans hubris sent to inflict as much pain and fail as many outcome tasks as inhumanly possible.

oh look its 'Camberwell high school' that's where my soul was sacrificed in return for eternal life and an s on my physics outcome.

by the end times February 23, 2022

Clarkston High School

This the place where you will find people on their knees in the bathroom AND students drinking vodka at seven am. The high in high school is put to emphasis here; as many of our students are potheads. Additionally, we have a bunch of athletes (mostly blonde) who would love to take you out. Hockey boys all wear the same hat, and the football boys will ask you to a dance and have sex with another girl in the locker room. Luckily, the girls all look dress and act the same, so (unless you like the ones with ears) it shouldn't be hard to find one. Clarkston High School consists of many rigorous courses, but don't worry, you can always go and chat with your airhead councilor. If you're looking for some action, walk down to the band hall. Here you'll find students on the floor making out with masks on and dry humping each other (both examples are depressed). Theres also the balcony above the PAC to find these people. This is where you'll find couples taking naps together in the floor and a diversity of stains and graphiti all over everything. However, dont fret. Clarkston is not the worst place to be. When you graduate, there's a class so large you have to head to DTE in the sun to walk across a stage. It's all worth it to get a touch of the blow up genitals that students bring every single year. As Clarkston students graduate, I think it's safe to say they're all proud of saying where they came from. Even if where they came from was another Clarkston High School student in 1983.

“The students at Clarkston High School smell like pee”
“I got pregnant at Clarkston High School!”

by sadstudent March 3, 2022