Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Free healthcare

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.

Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

free juicer

Someone who takes advantage of free chargers for their electric vehicle

Did you see they added chargers at the employee garage? I’m a free juicer baby!

by caseybamboll December 15, 2023

Free walling

A girl wearing no underwear.

"I hate panty lines, guys look at my ass more, when I have one.

So I just be free walling"

by spungladash December 17, 2023

Free Eats

When an opponent in a fight is so weak, that anyone can hit them mercilessly

Friend: Bro, it's free eats with Tony. He's an easy lick

by Big Brown Rice December 18, 2023

Feebo

A female version of Deebo from Friday

Feebo walked out dressed in red, big sunglasses, eyeballing people down!

by SunmyB December 22, 2023

Free-range dating

Meeting partners irl instead of on dating apps.

Friend: you pull on tinder?
Me: naw, I only do free-range dating. I go outside.

by t_doffing December 24, 2023