Six Finger Discount

Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!

(Offensive)
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!

(Less-Offensive)

I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!

by Squirrelish87 July 26, 2008

freddy got fingered

Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.

Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

japanese finger cuff

Two men having sex with one girl at the same time. More dirrectly one entering in her mouth and the other one in her gina or her anus. AJapanese finger cuff should only be proformed by people you don't care about or sluts.

#1 This chik was so hot for me and my friend so we pulled a japanese finger cuff.

#2 I walked in on this couple having sex and they asked me if I ever had a japanese finger cuff. Now I have.

by Dr. Stinkyfinger April 21, 2010

One Finger Roman

When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice

Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you

by BoyRowe July 5, 2009

5 finger shuffle

when a guy is masturbating its usally called the 5 finger shuffle!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

3 fingers up

Means you get hella dick and you can take anyones boyfriend

“dang she puts up 3 fingers up in every picture, she’s def getting dick tn”

by Flores5 June 5, 2022

2 fingers up

means you're just obsessed with fictional men

for questions like; "why you only pose with 2 fingers up?"

by thalassha October 8, 2022