eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

Eat At Rita's

The art of going down on a woman. Get after it like a watermelon eating contest.

No need for dinner. I'm going to take her home and eat at Rita's. Hope she likes it ears deep!

by Rita's biggest fan September 5, 2017

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

eat a soup

your a nasty thot yo dick musty/ pussy stank n need to get a life so eat a soup (WHO EVER TOLD YOU THAT BEAT THEY ASS)

Get out of my face and eat a soup bitch.

by HAHA im correct hoe September 19, 2017

whosm't the fucc eat ass

when you want to ask people who wants to ass

Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass

by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017

eat my nose

When someone says "eat my nose" they want you to makeout with them because it would be weird saying "eat my lips" or if your basic say "let's makeout"

"Dude Savannah said she was going to eat my nose last night at the party."

by Gatsby82747283 September 27, 2017