Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...
by saint_jon February 6, 2022
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1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma January 24, 2013
Get the Jack Daniels mug.by clacko January 2, 2022
Get the Daniel Blair mug.Daniele is a shitty nigga who likes black gays twerking oiled up, is a huge fan of dreambullxxx but it's also a sigma that doesn't like women
and it's definitely 100% homiesexual.
and it's definitely 100% homiesexual.
by ilny June 6, 2022
Get the Daniel mug.a cheesy tactic used in the video game Street Fighter 2 by subpar players, which involves using the character Blanka's "electricity" special move throughout the entire round. round, after round, after round.
I was playing Street Fighter II the other day, and this kid whipped out The Daniel Method. Then I whipped his ass.
by mahalo November 19, 2010
Get the The Daniel Method mug.On February 15th, Twitter user joshholzz (real name: Josh Holz) tweeted the original “Damn Daniel” video. It received more than 16,000 likes in the first 48 hours, according to Mashable; four days after the initial tweet it had 121,938 retweets and 148,382 likes. In it. the narrator can be repeatedly heard praising fellow student Daniel Lara’s look, including his “White Vans.” According to the Twitter account, both boys attend Riverside Poly High School in Riverside, California.
Here's the simplest one:
Josh: Damn, Daniel. Back at it again with the white Vans!
Technically, it's a meme that will never die.
Damn Daniel
Josh: Damn, Daniel. Back at it again with the white Vans!
Technically, it's a meme that will never die.
Damn Daniel
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