choke me daddy

A father that will restrict your airflow

Augh, augh, choke me daddy

by ilysmhibik March 9, 2023

it’s been a year daddy

something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them

it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you

just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)

by quandale dingle lore June 4, 2022

Daddy Issue Fynn

A Fynn with an addiction to takeaway curry which almost never agrees with their insides, usually accompanied by a Siam which the Fynn referrers to as his pet.
Cannot locate their real father, yet pussy farts at the nickname "Daddy" or "Daddy's big brave soldier"

WILL: I've just caught a wild "Daddy Issue Fynn" I found him in a dark damp room, he's a little chunky...
Nathan: Damn look at that big chungus sheeshhhhh, look at my "Femboy Fynn" doesn't he havethe cutest little maid dress and fluffy tail.

by pussy possum May 21, 2021

Big Daddy Reese

A person so big he makes Tunguska look like a joke.

person 1: Is that Jupiter?

person 2: No thats just Big Daddy Reese.

by WoodChipper420 February 24, 2017

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020

baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.

My kids step dad is my baby daddy in law

by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018

llama daddy's kitchen

a five-star restaurant that delivers food using specially trained llamas.

E: Have you ever ordered from Llama Daddy's Kitchen?
A: Nope.
S: You loser

by eeeeeva January 11, 2021