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MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024
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Cracked

When someone has gotten fucked ,or has just fucked someone else .
“I went home early just so I could get cracked by my boyfriend

“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her
by Loveeee February 13, 2025
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Crack Triangle

when three men/women put they're butts together as a male puts his penis inside and out them again and again until the male has to ejaculate, as he aims for the middle
A: I heard dave got lucky at the party
B: I heard he had a Crack Triangle with three women
A: Nice!
by Honkykong13241324 July 1, 2011
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Gut crack

A gut crack is the butt crack formation of excessive bellybutton fat. It’s when a person is so fat and they have such a massive gut that their bellybutton area forms what looks like a butt crack.
If you have a gut crack then you should wear a shirt when you’re at the beach.
by Dr. Cass April 9, 2024
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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Cracks in our Casita

a broken home. usually due to a family falling apart or parents splitting up.
hey, there’s cracks in our casita and it’s really taking a toll on me.
by p3na January 3, 2022
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Crack

‘Crack’ can be used interchangeably with the likes of LOL, ROLF or LMAO. It’s a shorthand way of expressing ‘that joke cracked me up’! Instead of using a grammatically correct sentence, simply laugh and point to the friend who made the joke and yell ‘crack’ at them to portray gratitude for the smashing joke.
by sexy fish May 2, 2024
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