The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs
God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?
by God Loving American Patriot August 10, 2023
Rick Dobesh
by iloverickdobesh April 05, 2022
American Healthcare has me on the streets.
American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
by Hozedron May 09, 2024
Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.
by Señorita.Estrellita August 29, 2018
Karen said she knew 2+2 is 5 because a Chinese man from Japan told her as all Asians are basically Chinese and good at math... she completely Americanned
by Chalkerz October 10, 2020
An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.
The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021