A "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is when someone - usually someone you know - tells you that they were diagnosed with either a crippling or lethal disease. They could state that they need to take illegal drugs in order to survive, or say they may dodge death if they are lucky. Sometimes both is stated. However, they are lying and unusually give no evidence why.
Of course, the "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is used to the benefit of the teller of a Dr. James' Diagnosis. Either for attention, or reason for doing illegal drugs without friends taking that into consideration.
Of course, the "Dr. James' Diagnosis" is used to the benefit of the teller of a Dr. James' Diagnosis. Either for attention, or reason for doing illegal drugs without friends taking that into consideration.
The following is a conversation where James makes a Dr. James' Diagnosis:
James: "Sorry to say but I have lung cancer."
Richard: "Serious?"
James: "Yes, I'll need to smoke pot to survive."
James: "Sorry to say but I have lung cancer."
Richard: "Serious?"
James: "Yes, I'll need to smoke pot to survive."
by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. September 08, 2017
A "top shagger" in the houseboat community of London, Chez is sexually active 45 year old with ample experience with the Watson family.
James "chez" Hixon is such a top shagger
by THE BIG CHEZZA February 20, 2023
A sexy man from Northeast Ohio by the name of James. He is known for his great knowledge of firearms and firearm safety. He is a big advocate for the 2nd amendment and putting BBQ sauce on everything he eats.
Hey look, it's James the Ohio man eating chicken fingers at a restaurant again with BBQ sauce talking about guns.
by The Ohio Man January 15, 2021
Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
by herb311 October 16, 2004
Person 1: "Cor blimey. This is a nice bloody surprise. What's this about, then?"
Person 2: "Dude, what's wrong with him?"
Person 3: "He just got a James Bond syndrome."
Person 2: "Dude, what's wrong with him?"
Person 3: "He just got a James Bond syndrome."
by Total Anon February 18, 2011
Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.
Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
by neezyplease December 17, 2004
by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020