Legendary hair

hair so amazing that it can only be described with the word legendary. this hair will leave one speechless, and with possible strange feelings or emotions. If you ever encounter one make sure to put a top hat on it.

usually accompanied by males (human) named Tommy or Thomas.

"Dude look at that hair, I... I don't even know how to describe it.. Who is that man?!"-Dwayne

"oh that, that's Tommy and his legendary hair"-Jim

"His what?"-Dwayne

"yeah legendary hair. so amazing that it leaves you speechless"-Jim

by GrandDefiningMaster May 1, 2014

Black hair phase

After a girl leaves her red hair phase it means she’s healed and can’t be fked with

“Aye bro don’t fw her, she in her black hair phase”

“That girl with black hair is a bitch!”

by Y2kare January 9, 2024

ass hair

hair located in the ass

i was having sex with some girl and she had ass hair

by luvbug5282947 July 24, 2018

pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green stuff that is on top of the pineapple. this is used by Anix in his Bikini bottom video.

wow those are some mighty fine pineapple hairs.

by keeton_0507 June 16, 2020

Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair

Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.

by Ninja doge May 24, 2024

With your hair brushed back

Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable

Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.

by TickDiggler December 3, 2020

Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023