brain

A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.

Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.

by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019

Nigger Brain

The tendency for a normally smart and well-adjusted black American to suddenly and inexplicably become hostile or incapable of rational thought. Often happens during puberty or during their late teens/early 20's. Once afflicted, the symptoms tend to be irreversible. Symptoms include becoming hyper religious, falling for black nationalist rhetoric, becoming physically violent, throwing away close friendships with anyone who isn't dumb and ignorant, and generally giving black Americans as a whole a bad name.

Bill: Yo, you hear what happened to Karmelo?

Kai: I haven't heard from him in years. Dude was always pretty chill and fun to hang out with. What happened?

Bill: He got a bad case of nigger brain. Stabbed a kid at a track meet out of nowhere for no reason.

Kai: You serious? Bro, what is up with all these cases of nigger brain? Is it an actual disease or something?

Bill: Must be. We all know he's not the only young black person to flip their lid and go crazy over nothing out of nowhere.

by YouKnowItsReal May 29, 2025

Drifter’s Brain

A term coined by the shared phenomenon that people who work in tech desire to quit their jobs and go live in the woods or return to nature. The idea that what tech work involves is so physically opposed to what we do as humans, that it compels us to change our lives dramatically and go live in the woods.

Shannon? She’s been here for 5 years already— she must have Drifter’s Brain by now.

by Rosemoth March 14, 2021

breathing with brain

How to breathe and think with your brain

On your inter dimensional journey through the galactic evolution of becoming bumble bee you must think deep and hard about how the metaphoric hypothezine of all entermetrixs above the main pci e cord plus ssd 1t with motherboard of brains included with the brain interception of all know entities.

breathing with brain is and intergalactic advancement by using pci e

by Brain Breather May 31, 2019

trumper brain

Someone who is brainwashed into thinking that anyone who is against President Trump is a democrat.

Jim Bob told me I was a democrat because i spoke up against President Trump. He must have a Trumper brain.

by Jimmy Cracker September 6, 2019

it enters my mind-brain

A more simple and at the same time more emphatic way of saying "I get it" or "I understand". Usually improved by saying "I get it" first. When face to face (instead of in a texting situation) probably best supplemented by pointing each index finger to a respective side on the forehead.
Sure to convince anyone that you've understood something and that you're frighteningly smart.

I get it, it enters my mind-brain.

Don't question me twice, I get it, it enters my mind-brain. Because I'm smart.

by Mizzrysnath April 23, 2024

Brain drain

Going on and on like a bloodstain phrase written by Marianne Faithful. Rambling so much you empty the contents of another person

She was such a brain drain babbling on as she was

by Dgnflyinca August 27, 2018