Wet sock lover

The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.

Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.

by Larry_n March 29, 2022

Prison wet willy

Penetration, prison style

Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?

by Big Papacito90 May 28, 2021

Wet Stimpy

A handjob performed underwater, preferably a pool or hot tub

Hey you know that chick gave me a wet stimpy in the hot tub at the party, it was great.

by Bubbanigwad August 28, 2018

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush

She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.

by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023

false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."

"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"

by dankhaddock October 17, 2012

Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.

Owen Jones is such a wet weed!

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear

kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting

by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022