American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

American

An overused, outdated, offensive term for United States citizens.

Stop calling United States citizens Americans. Canadian, Mexican, Caribbean, Central and South American citizens are Americans too because this is North and South America.

by CN19M3P41C July 12, 2023

American Bubbler

A person that lives in the "American" bubble. A person whom is not open to other points of view or perspectives because they are from and live in the american bubble. People that think America does no wrong and are angry and fearful of diversity rather than embracing it.

My American Bubbler friend on Facebook, whom never traveled outside of the USA, posted favorable comments and opinions about banning certain immigrants from certain countries based on their religious beliefs.

by RosewoodTeacher February 16, 2017

American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

Shanghai American School

stressed asian school. that is all you need to know.

very competitive and no takeout so this is not the place to be.

shanghai american school has no takeout delivery because it is very far away

by ewrw34534534 May 13, 2021

American Trio

A coffee, water, and alcoholic beverage that are consumed in the same sitting. Typically the beverages are sipped in no particular order such that one can hydrate, caffeinate, and pregame simultaneously

I was tired and thirsty before going out on Friday night so I decided to pregame with an American Trio.

by Studio 95 April 9, 2022

American Curl

A regent twist on a classic pet

Person A: What’s an American curl?
Person B: A regular cat but with cool ears

by meevin December 20, 2021