k.

"k." is the ultimate passive agressive machine, it is used as a replacement for "ok" because, lets be honest, who has the time to spell "Ok"?
Raise your hand if you do.
Thats right, none of you raised your hands, end of discussion.

XX_LegitSoundingContactNameHere_XX: yo dude you are now our overlord.
Dude is typing...
Dude: k.

by XX_LegitSoundingUsername_XX November 29, 2017

k

Drunker than nk. The fifth and penultimate stage of the "Drunk" scale, requiring hospitalization. Pronounced "kuh"

"Wow, Dan is k. We should really take him to the hospital to get his stomach pumped."

by Super Chicken 46 September 30, 2008

k-bentl

A large, smelly, ill-tempered woman who looks like a pregnant gorilla.

Look at that k-bentley!

by Jtat March 20, 2008

k-rauta

The greatest nation of the world, located in finland and lead by Jarmo I Mäkinen, and is also a very popular scandinavian warehouse.

Person one : Hey! did you visit K-rauta today?
Person two : yea.

by rgeiusdo January 17, 2020

not K

1/1 A 2 faced cunt flap (Posted by the "FEDS")
1/2 A Grown person unable to agree with anyone or admit when he is wrong & loves to talk about you behind your back to the point people message you. example : <b> 07:22:05 <@not K> for all you that chat around b} <b> 07:22:13 <@not K> she's hanging around a federal informant on r i z o n.
1/3 Unable to use the ignore command as someone might say something!

Hi, what's up everyone? Nothing much just listening to not K talk shit again.

by Sookie-Alcide July 10, 2022

Klep-K

"When a girl got with klepto and up and left her with a habit that she couldn't afford"

"Have you seen ____? She got that Klep-K bad. "

"Damn, ____ got wrecked, probably from that Klep-K going around."

by Dr.Fitzinyea July 23, 2025

k

I acknowledge what you said but don't give an fuck and am ending this conversation.

I was busy haha
k

by math1 April 9, 2015