a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.

Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!

by kahndor May 23, 2013

Smith Sandwich

When u slap someone so hard it resembles that of which happened on March 27th at the Oscars. Very similar to a knuckle sandwich.

Chill bruh fore i give yo annoying self a smith sandwich.

by Smithsandwich March 29, 2022

trim sandwich

A special type of blow job that involves extra teeth and lettuce.

Bro! Last night my bitch gave me a trim sandwich.

by Gonkingmyshlong March 3, 2023

Him Sandwich

A pet name used to describe someone you are dating on the side.

I’m going to see Him Sandwich.
Are you texting Him Sandwich?

by maplefreakingsyrup March 17, 2022

Club Sandwich

When two fat people begin to 69 in your local gay bar

Did you hear about that Club Sandwich last Saturday?

by 01011010 01101111 01101111 010 May 2, 2017

white fish sandwich

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.

Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.

by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025