A cheating lying piece of shit that will ruin your life he is never going to change he will always be unloyal he will leave you for a girl that looks like a whole man he is the biggest fuckboi you’ll ever meet
“Alex? Oh he’s a little bitch.”
by Issa.queen12 December 18, 2018
Get the Alexmug. Following you around while talking incessantly, socially unaware of your lack of interest in his conversation
Stop Alexing me, bro. I clearly have things I need to get done and you just keep rambling on, following me from room to room.
by V…endetta January 4, 2024
Get the Alexingmug. Very cool and awesome person. Tries being scary but everyone around keeps telling them how cute they are. Talks like they are in a Shakespeare play sometimes but doesn't know what half the words mean. They will take over the world one day. Weird person. Has trouble making friends but will be aggressively clingy to the few that put up with them. Very loud and dramatic. Doesn't know when to stop. Hides most negative emotions behind anger.
Person: Hi Alex.
Alex: You foolish mortal, you dare speak in my presence, I will strike you down when I inevitably reign supreme over this world.
Person: Okay then.
Alex: You foolish mortal, you dare speak in my presence, I will strike you down when I inevitably reign supreme over this world.
Person: Okay then.
by GhostInYourPhone February 5, 2023
Get the Alexmug. by cianisafag March 7, 2018
Get the alex parsonsmug. FINE ahh nigga all the bihs want his 12 inch dick not even dildos he will fuck till u cryin and can’t walk u finna be ima wheel chair don’t say I didn’t tell u
by Heishim November 20, 2023
Get the Alexmug. 