Alexander, the worlds most calm and mature guy,
Known among his friends as a "Sigma" male, Alex has an absolute giga jawline, the most luscious hair, the best vests,
Don't let your girl within 10m of an Alex as they will steal your girl and claim them as their own.
Known among his friends as a "Sigma" male, Alex has an absolute giga jawline, the most luscious hair, the best vests,
Don't let your girl within 10m of an Alex as they will steal your girl and claim them as their own.
Person 1: Has anyone seen my girlfriend?
Person 2: I just saw her with Alex, now shes gone!
Person 1: Dammit, guess im single
Person 2: I just saw her with Alex, now shes gone!
Person 1: Dammit, guess im single
by Turtlekiller69 June 21, 2021
by viorel face-laba February 21, 2022
That one kid who thinks he so cool but just isn't
by DADDY TACO May 18, 2021
Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.
by s0_oin. May 13, 2025
Middle aged man who regularly partakes in swimming competitions. Usually can be found at the local swimming pool eating and drinking anything in the pool.
Sometimes he likes to go to the local school and volunteer for certain activities, such as arts and crafts and play time.
Can also be seen eating extremely fast, as if his mouth is a black hole or something.
Adamantly defends the facts the it is spelt "center," not "centre."
Sometimes he likes to go to the local school and volunteer for certain activities, such as arts and crafts and play time.
Can also be seen eating extremely fast, as if his mouth is a black hole or something.
Adamantly defends the facts the it is spelt "center," not "centre."
John: Yo, did you see Alex at the pool yester day?
Rames: Nah bro, I was typing qwertyipasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto my keyboard.
Rames: Nah bro, I was typing qwertyipasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto my keyboard.
by FICKLEP1CKLES May 28, 2022
Alex (in this case male) is your best friend, he has the sweetest smile, and is so attractive, he cares for you and is the reason you smile, he is hilarious, so smart, and he makes your heart light up.
by THEGAYDISCORDKITTEN_101 December 31, 2022
by Alexiscool thv7 May 31, 2022