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potato shit

potato shit means shit that is like a potato, often used to describe something bad
hey my name is xuanrui
you're potato shit
by potatoshitaficionado October 4, 2023
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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
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Potato

Noun A rich or powerful person
The mayor owns half the town, he's the big potato.
by 3PIKC gaemr October 23, 2023
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Potatolighting

When angry Irish people who hate Israel react spitefully to the idea of a boycott on Irish products by falsely claiming that doing so would deprive you of a national supply of potatoes with which to produce all manner of potato based products. Potatolighting is considered a highly specialised form of gaslighting and is particularly popular among followers of Richard Boyd Barrett, People Before Profit, and Sinn Féin.
"How's your day going Daniel?"
"Up and down, ya know. TBH I'm getting a lot of potatolighting over on Twitter/X and it's doing my head in."
by anonymous October 31, 2023
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Potato on the barrel

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound
by splat1234 November 2, 2023
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potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023
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Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why
Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑
by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024
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