A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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Get the potatoe mug.#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY
2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!
by Burntpotato June 18, 2018
Get the Burnt potato mug.A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
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by malarky5438 September 23, 2023
Get the Mashed Potato Muncher mug.When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009
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