san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

out his top

Crazy as fuck

That nigga out his top if he think I'm scared !

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 9, 2022

Top grill

"Top Grill" (adj)

used to describe a great tasting food product. works best in an Australian or Cockney accent.

Oi Oi Gov' these pickled onions are top grill

by nafm4 May 2, 2011

Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010

spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021