Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

Corn Job

When someone either at a restaurant or on the street boils some corn on the cob for you.

"How much is a "Corn Job"?"

" $1.62 with tax"

by Kesseler November 1, 2010

ass job

Kissing of the anus.

Give me an ass job, baby, I'll make ya famous!

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Schwans Job

A Schwans Job is when(Men Only) Are homosexual and man #1 grabs man #2's arm and then proceeds to jack man #2 off using Man #2's arm

"Hey dude did you hear Freddy gave Todd a Schwans Job?"
"No way dude with like his own hand?"
"yah!!!!!!!!!!!"

by NudeBeach January 27, 2010

print job

Print job- sexual act of a slut that loves toner all over her.

Dude, I just saw shelby giving Tom another print job. Mitchells gonna be pissed (two tokens to tom).

by David Merritt April 11, 2008

Ink Job

The act of using printer ink as lubricant for a hand job

My dick was so black after she gave me an ink job

by Cheesen May 10, 2010

batty job

means someones whos soul purpose in life is to be an arse
see bum job

have a day off from being a batty job

Craig why are you a batty job

by Damon Burton June 18, 2005