by Luh bxby May 5, 2022
Get the May 6mug. Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”
by Moistdaddy18 May 6, 2022
Get the May 14thmug. by sexyape99 November 23, 2021
Get the May 23mug. by AwesomeTaco25 May 27, 2024
Get the May 27mug. by 🤷♂️🤷♂️ April 29, 2022
Get the May 2ndmug. The May-May tribe is a fictional indigenous group similar to the Mayan tribe living 50 km from St. Hermione hospital, known for their mysterious prophecies and unique calendrical systems. Often referenced in discussions about apocalyptic predictions and cultural interpretations of time, this indigenous tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.
Ever since I learned about the May-May tribe's prediction that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, I can't help but wonder what other hidden meanings their calendar might hold.
by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025
Get the May-May tribemug. A person was born with a big personality.
A Taurus ♉.
He/Her is like the moon - part of him/her is always hidden,
But on this day, let it be...
He/her is like the sun - part of him/her is always shining.
Français:
Une personne est née avec une grande personnalité.
Un Taureau ♉.
Il/elle est comme la lune - une partie de lui/elle est toujours cachée,
Mais en ce jour, que ce soit...
Il/elle est comme le soleil - une partie de lui/elle brille toujours.
A Taurus ♉.
He/Her is like the moon - part of him/her is always hidden,
But on this day, let it be...
He/her is like the sun - part of him/her is always shining.
Français:
Une personne est née avec une grande personnalité.
Un Taureau ♉.
Il/elle est comme la lune - une partie de lui/elle est toujours cachée,
Mais en ce jour, que ce soit...
Il/elle est comme le soleil - une partie de lui/elle brille toujours.
Today's their b-day, the 17th of may, today she/he shines.
Aujourd'hui c'est son anniv, le 17 mai aujourd'hui il/elle brille.
Aujourd'hui c'est son anniv, le 17 mai aujourd'hui il/elle brille.
by joy.x November 23, 2021
Get the 17th of maymug.