brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 8, 2025

Hair

A stupid blob of dead skin cells that people seem to like touching. They also bother to make it look good.

Wow, hair... this is so boring and gross.

by Crazedpoodleface March 29, 2021

pineapple hairs

The green leaves on the top of sponge bobs house. Originally from roblox youtube Anix

Anix: Ok it’s gonna be call Pineapple hairs, that better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow

by Hood Peppa Pig 🐷 June 16, 2020

Curly Hair

The hair every one in the world has because they cant get bitches

That gay cant get girls so he has curly hair

by whknoiw July 31, 2021

CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)

“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”

by oopsiezs January 7, 2025

hair gel dandruff

What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers

Man, you've got some serious hair gel dandruff, go wash you hair?

by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022