Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.

"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"

by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025

Glazin’ eggs

When a man ejaculates into a woman.

I’m gonna be glazin’ eggs when my wife gets home.

by Fugbuttly009 December 26, 2025