dirt dick

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...

Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?

by 67XLCH May 14, 2009

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have sex with your g/f or wife or just a friend only thing is you do not shower or clean your dick before you stick it in her so it is call doing here dick dirty

you say to your female that you are going to do her dick dirty

by steve oooooooooooo December 4, 2009

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Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

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That most excited form of dick you get that lets you go the distance like superman. You get in just that mindframe that gives you unlimited penile superpowers. You get in the game, go on nonstop, and bang that girl's box out before you can even think about bustin' ya nutz.

"I boned that ho like Porno Dick" - Jaime Madrox (Phatso Earth 2)

by XG-Raven July 7, 2010

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cocoa dick

A big fat black cock.

Did you witness Stacey riding the cocoa dick last night?

Stacey certainly knows how to suck the cocoa dick like a champ.

How many cocoa dick's does it take to fill Stacey's twat, four or five? However, keep in mind she has one in her ass as well.

by Sammy Johodangles October 12, 2006

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