chris perez is not gay,he has a huge penis and can do freaky shit in the bed,but he can be a bit of a handful if you fuck with him
by qupid October 23, 2019
Perfect in every way it's not even human. He's the kind of guy that will make ur heart melt in literally 2 seconds. He doesn't really enjoy relationships but doesn't mind being in them as long as they are stress free. He has a rocking body and is always busy with a sport but isn't particularly social. He is a softie but is tough on the outside. Never take him for granted and if he's yours, ur pretty damn lucky.
by localtrashcan May 15, 2017
by AssClapperSince06 February 02, 2021
Like a chris
by Gim with a G March 28, 2022
by chris moody lover November 07, 2021
a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig May 24, 2011