Corona Boner

When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.

God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!

by Dik Hansom September 16, 2020

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by Scrufflorrd June 27, 2023

boner rivera

The most fire and drippy clothing brand known to man

Damnnnn this Boner Rivera shirt makes me hard!

by Boner Rivera September 10, 2020

bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching

her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner

by sankton42 April 24, 2022

Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

banality boner

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland

If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners

by Wally Keeler February 08, 2009

Botchit boner bitch

Somebody that cannot get erect or excited about sex without out jacking someone or many ones up so as to rape them of there energy and put it in themselves to have intercourse

Hey Eddie check out that botchit boner bitch he’s actually gotten a hard on finally after three and a half years but tee her he’s had to jack up and link with half a billion people

by Myster Vbody April 07, 2018