Jesus Boner

A holy boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner

by trooperclonerex September 12, 2018

fight boner

Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.

the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons

Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)

by wyunofuuk September 25, 2018

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

Bowd Boner

Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.

Ben: "Look at fat Bowd Boner"

by CutoverConch35 October 8, 2018

Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018

Boner Barbarian

An annoying cunt who is very attached to an erect penis

Person1: Tells bad joke about Erect Penises. While being an annoying cunt
Person2: Stop being a fucking Boner Barbarian. You fat cunt

by Fake guy fucking your mom June 1, 2018

Bonerable

The state of being of legal age to consent to sexual intercourse

“I’m 18, so that means I’m 100% bonerable!”

by Adolf Lincoln June 6, 2018