ur mom

ur moms very hot. very very very hot. can i get her number?

̈hey, can i see ur mom?"

or "ur mom "

by dontasklol23 February 28, 2022

ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

by PENAT BUTTAAH October 20, 2021

ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

Ur mom

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

POV: ur mom left u at the store

by E A U September 3, 2022

ur mom

i am so in love with your mother

"more like in ur mom" B)

by transparentcat March 14, 2022

UR MOM

MOST LIKLEY JUST A JOKE LMAO

someone: "hey, guess what?"
someone else: "what?"
someone: "ur mom.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

by i am cool :D October 3, 2022