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ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.
Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.
by anonymous October 29, 2021
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ur mom

ur mom iss hott and definty has good pussy to smash with
dang ur mom is hot
by anonymous October 30, 2021
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Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u
Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)
by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021
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ur mom

a milf who everyone in the world has fucked
it’s a hot thing that that i will make split up with your dad for me,that also gets fucked a lot,ur mom
by hotterthanurmom October 31, 2021
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Ur a dick

Ur a dick

Damn I thought you were straight
by Sally face on steroids November 1, 2021
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Still checkin on ur ex

Checkin on your ex is not cool he or she dont love u nomo
Girl u "still checkin on ur ex "dont do that he or she didnt love u then or now
by Britany hall September 5, 2021
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Ur mom

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute
by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021
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