bong school

An advanced learning facility centered on the enrichment of pupil's skills with smoking cannabis.

Simon: Are you hosting bong school tonight?
Carol: Nah man i just smashed the UV light

by Wabwabwab May 8, 2014

High School

A place where you are forced to go 5 days a week (at least) for seven hours a day (at least). You are forced to sit in useless classes, like calculas and retain useless information to spit back up on a test. Instead you really should be taught things like how to pay taxes, how to have a good job interview, etc etc.
Some of the teachers are nice and understand teenagers, but most are egotistical duchebags who think their way is the ONLY way.

High school sucks cock.

by rman16 October 25, 2014

Middle School

Fifth graders are excited for it until they get to seventh. Homework is piled and so is the stress. And for think this is preparing you for high school. You decide to become one with it until it shreds you with rumors and hurt. And that is the start of depression as well.

"Ok get out of the car so you're not late second year of middle school!" :D
"Why do I have to go to this prison!" ;(
"Honey how do you expect to go to college? We all know that-" Car door slams shut. :3

by i ring of truths December 27, 2014

school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 17, 2015

High School

The only place worst then prison, because even if your innocent and didn't do anything wrong your still locked up. Whether it's in the school its self or in your room bombarding your self with all the homework you have to do.

They probably feed us prison food in the cafateria

High School is my own personal prison

by SB BEAT September 24, 2016

high school

the only place on earth where you can get away with selling and doing drugs in the bathroom, but get a detention for showing up 30 seconds late to a studyhall.

Hey come buy weed with me in the bathroom at 1:00
I can't i've got detention
For what?
I was late to studyhall
Welcome to high school

by aud38 October 18, 2016

high school

the only place on earth where you can get away with selling and doing drugs in the bathroom, but get a detention for showing up 30 seconds late to a studyhall.

Hey come buy weed with me in the bathroom at 1:00
I can't i've got detention
For what?
I was late to studyhall
Welcome to high school

by aud38 October 18, 2016