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old thread

He's a old thread that should be cut.
by Noah_H25 May 19, 2018
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Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
by bootifulduckie February 11, 2022
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Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
by MJM2020 December 3, 2018
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The old Kanye

The old Kanye was the Kanye that everyone misses, the old Kanye was the Kanye that everybody respected, the old Kanye wasn’t a Nazi, the old Kanye is the Kanye we need back but we will never get back
by Yeezu$ February 13, 2024
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Old soul

The person sitting at the fire quiet alone in his own world surrounded by family making noise having fun. His eyes have seen a lot.
Them sad green eyes have seen enough to make a boy wiser than the old grandpa with the grey beard. That old soul is just a random stranger.
by U2 Lilo and stitch January 9, 2024
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old dusty

Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty
by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020
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Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth
That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo
by Face tickler July 2, 2025
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