The Lumber Jack Duo 

Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.

As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO

The Lumber Jack Duo by D1bull54 October 2, 2009

The Fake JsT 

Some stupid immature shit who writes unfunny things on Urbandictionary and pretends to be someone else.

The fake JsT is too much of a pussy to use his/her real name.

The Fake JsT by JsT February 11, 2005

the Rob Janob 

It is when a male LICKS (not likes) the butthole of another male.

God bobby...your Rob Janob was fantastic

the Rob Janob by Vinny C August 7, 2003

The Apple Juicer 

When an individual takes 4-6 apples and puts them on the end of a plunger. He/she then proceeds to thrust the apple covered end up their partner's asshole. After a while, the person's asshole begins to seep out apple juice/jelly where the thruster eats it.

I had fun doing the apple juicer to your mother and sister last night.

The Apple Juicer by Slutty Slexor February 19, 2011

The Dirty Jay Leno 

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.

Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"

The Dirty Jay Leno by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011

The Mighty Jungle 

When you take a women's insides and fucking spread it in your friend while playing "The Mighty Jungle" and singing along.

Man, I love doing The Mighty Jungle every single Thursday.

The Mighty Jungle by sssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass December 2, 2018

printing the titanium jawbone 

An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.

I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.

printing the titanium jawbone by LIES January 11, 2013