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Banana

it's a joke for people that have dirty minds.
by hfdhadsaj January 12, 2022
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Banana

Eat this, pretend to be a monkey with it, look funny wearing a costume, slip on it in real life, watch people slip on it in cartoons, trip up people in Mario Kart, and so much more. There are many ways you can use the godly banana.
You heard of banana? Banana controls our existence. It is an all-powerful universally strong deity. Pay respects(spam ‘f’) to this mighty object.
by hissingcobra December 15, 2023
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banana

long soft yellow shaft filled with good things inside it ;)
omg your bananas so BIG *moans*
by lmao good boi November 2, 2020
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Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.
John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”
by Dadrooski February 1, 2024
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Bananas

Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?

ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;

Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018
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banana shotgun

One girl adds one Banana up ones arsehole and proceeds to shoot out of ones arsehole
This girl last night she showed me the banana shotgun!
by The real l-o/d September 19, 2018
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Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
by Young Jazo July 9, 2018
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