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Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.
Boy, take yourself home.
by NR96 May 15, 2022
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Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
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take it to heaven

to take a very large hit of marijuana, to the point where it seems as though you are almost hogging the joint/blunt/pipe/bong.
Person: take it to heaven man!
Person 2: /cough/
Chet McCool: dud lol im aginst weed lol but i wz so wsted at tht party last nite lol im edgy lol.
by ;WLKDJFA;LDJF April 14, 2010
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Selby Take

A definition of this is Jack Selby. Jack Selby is the definition of Sellout because, when a person goes up with a contested layup and says they “pump faked” you know the took a Selby take.
Man that guy took such a Selby take. What a sellout.
by Kotravo7164 January 22, 2019
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Taking the DM Bait

When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.
I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.
by calic0jack July 18, 2018
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Indian Taking

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required

Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)

Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"

Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
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