testostabloa

when a person is so fat that the fat is contagious

Testostabola is the most deadly disease since Ebola.
Stop spreading your disgusting testostabloa man!

by terryiee22 August 4, 2015

Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

testicle fuck

Balls in the vag

"I testicle fucked a girl last night"
"Alex, you absolute dog, you!"

by Cloverman January 20, 2016

Testosterocious

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.

Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.

by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016

testgasm

The feeling of release and euphoria when you see all your tests pass in continuous integration.

I had a testgasm when all the Jenkins tests passed. I'd been trying to get it to work for hours.

by kaylors August 19, 2016

testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure

PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury

by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016