Penis Ripper 

A very strong object that when iserted into the penis and pulled will rip your penis in half.

Man1: Hey try this new sex tool
Man2: Ok *Inserts Penis Ripper into penis*

-All that was heard after was a very loud scream-

Penis Ripper by 1337--n00bs June 30, 2006

Penis Envy 

When a young girl hates her mother for not being born with a penis. It is usually subconscious and the girl often hates her mother from years to a lifetime. In more serious cases the girl also grows up hating men for having the penis that she never did or ever will.

Women with this are not lesbians, they simply knew they were missing something as a child and are now unable to realize that's the cause for the hatred and oftentimes unable to change their ways

After years and years of hating her mother, Kelly realized she had penis envy...all she ever wanted was a penis

Penis Envy by Vickkehhh February 20, 2009

Penis Wrinkle 

An insult, refering to a wrinkled Penis

You Penis Wrinkle!

Penis Wrinkle by Midex August 2, 2003

penis blender 

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.

Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.

penis blender by thejameshimself July 25, 2006

Penis Buggy 

A British phrase used to describe a promiscuous female and/or a homosexual male. Can also be used to describe My Chemical Romance's tour bus.

(on sight of a promiscuously dressed, knocked-up female:)
Person 1 'Look at that chav walking-sperm-bank slut. Belly like a fucking football'
Person 2 'A right penis buggy. Fuckin' pussy like a bear-trapper's hat'
Person 1 'And you would know how?'

(as My Chemical Romance drive by:)
'There goes the fucking penis buggy'

Penis Buggy by WooForSam October 7, 2007

Penis Sneeze 

When you skeet

That girl made my penis sneeze.
She has penis sneeze on her face.
Your a penis sneeze.

Penis Sneeze by riaumc November 4, 2008

penis love 

when penis falls in love with other penis and they rub each other

foreskinless penes are mutilated penes

penis love

penis love by ffsef3fs May 5, 2010