This is a man who likes to show himself on the website chat roulette. He is often seen by himself. They are generally scary, and can get their kicks no other way.
Person A: So I went on chat roulette for an hour last night...
Person B: Yeah, was it fun?
Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.
Person B: Yeah, was it fun?
Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.
by Alienne March 24, 2010
Get the Penis Monster mug.The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.
....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"
by Twinky69 January 15, 2011
Get the Pewny Penis mug.Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually found in the hood.
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When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
I was sucking face with sandra last night, and when i slid my hand into her panties her woman penis was so hot and throbbing it almost burnt me.
by Pyth0nB0y September 19, 2009
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I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.
I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.
by Karen O June 27, 2006
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2. Mike Harris
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5. Applied to any number of people who meet the following criteria:
1) Drives a penis
2) Uses the internet to meet skanky women
3) Says things "Sound like Diddy"
4) Leaves the state for days to fuck random whores
5) Needs to coat his penis in honey and stick it penis in a beehive.
2. Mike Harris
3. One who's penis was seen by ghosts
4. One who has sex with British gypsies
5. Applied to any number of people who meet the following criteria:
1) Drives a penis
2) Uses the internet to meet skanky women
3) Says things "Sound like Diddy"
4) Leaves the state for days to fuck random whores
5) Needs to coat his penis in honey and stick it penis in a beehive.
by Jennifer Drouin January 31, 2004
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