The Old Abe Lincoln

Sloppy head in the back of a convertible.

Dude, John got so lucky last weekend! He said that Jane gave him The Old Abe Lincoln!
God, what a good time.

by someoldguyprobably June 9, 2023

Welcome (Old)

The worst song ever.

"Hey, Welcome (Old) is the best so- SHUT UP."

by CatterLover2022 May 11, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

old container

Old Container means someone ,or some thing is smelly , it can also mean someone or something is bad or shitty.

My cat is such an Old Container he constantly poops on my bed.

by Bear Keen July 5, 2021

Old Gayzer

A redefinition of old gezer but this definition is made for a old gay guy that is watching you from across the room looking for gay sex from another male. Old Gay zer.

That old man is checking out my ass from across the room.

He must be a Old gayzer

by Batter Daddy April 25, 2024

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

Old Faceful

The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour

Yeah, I gave Jenny and Old Faceful. It’s getting pretty serious between us.

by Anjorific January 13, 2025