Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

monkey nub

A particularly bony and protruding tailbone

Her monkey nub poked him in the hip when they spooned.

by randomhuman999 September 14, 2012

gainer monkey

a freerunner or parkour kid that gainers. Part of a group of freerunners.

Bill- " They are an awesome group of gainer monkeys."
Mike- " That one can't even slant gainer."

by parkour-theworld October 6, 2012

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing

We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.

by smarteepants May 10, 2012

flipping monkeys

incessant, continuous laugh over a simple item or object such as a toy, picture... usually associated with younger children possibly English in origin relating to the delight associated with children when viewing the monkeys in exhibits or shows in zoos, carnivals...

The baby went flipping monkeys over the new, cute toy we bought her.

by olllover December 30, 2011

monkey quiff

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

by tarzans balls January 6, 2012