May 8th

National give a gift to any Alice you know

Alice: it’s my birthday

Friend: omg I have to get you something

Alice: good cause you have to give any Alice a gift on may 8th

by Hsbdbdjdjdndndb March 18, 2021

Mais

a cutie who is Mists wife

Mais is mists wife

by Mistlikesxqc August 7, 2021

May 5th

National Send A Booty Pic Day

“Yo can I get a booty pic?”
“Why?”

“It’s May 5th!”
“Ohh okay”

by theecheff May 5, 2022

May 21

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls

Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

May the 4th

MAY THE FORTH BE WITH YOU.

This is the day where u can annoy any of ur friends with nerdy jokes bout sci-fi.

Me: “Im sorry not even the tardis can translate your stupidity”

Friend 1“What is she doing”

Friend 2 “her nerdy doctor who jokes its may the 4th”

by THEGOATATNAMES April 29, 2025

May 24 2022

Robb elementary school shooting 21 dead 17 injured. Suspect’s name: Salvador rolando Ramos.

May 24 2022 Robb elementary school had a shooting

by Name_1 October 1, 2022