mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

high class mexican

A High Class Mexican is one to have good physical appearance and a ladies man.

EX. High class Mexican pulls females and is good looking.

by Anonymous Defintions January 19, 2018

Mexican bubble bath

Mexican bubble bath

Mexican bubble bath, When you sit in a mud puddle and fart

by Littleweiners February 1, 2020

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

by scarygary30 June 20, 2020

Mexican lumber rack

A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°

Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster

by Dread Joe September 23, 2020

Mexican fruit snack

Eating dingle berries out of vagina

Bro 1: “What happened with you and Ashley last night”

Bro 2:”oh bro I gave her the Mexican fruit snack”

by [e-mail] September 26, 2020