mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

high class mexican

A High Class Mexican is one to have good physical appearance and a ladies man.

EX. High class Mexican pulls females and is good looking.

by Anonymous Defintions January 19, 2018

Mexican Train Breakfast

Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!

Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast

by Tha Government March 2, 2021

mexican spring roll

A taquito.

You know it's just a mexican spring roll.

by Digglemydigglet January 25, 2013

Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.

Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?

by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

by MCC123 August 15, 2012