A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.
If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
Get the nappy-headed ho ho homug. mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
Get the john doe homug. Donald's hands were tired, so he decided to go for some hi-tech sex and rent some time with a ro-ho.
by ShadeyHillRanch September 17, 2018
Get the ro-homug.
Get the SKÖL Homug. Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.
by gannucard September 1, 2018
Get the New York Hoagie Ho-downmug. by BigDiccMan3000 December 2, 2020
Get the Ho-Comug. by Bananaphoneuser1 August 20, 2016
Get the Hoing up the beatsmug.