well to do hands

When you have a micro penis and your hands have to make up the slack.

Cousins had a little dick, but his well to do hands made up for his lack in penile size.

by bdizzledotcom August 25, 2017

second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

The Nebraska Hand-Truck

The act of leading two turgid men into a cornfield by their "cobs" with intent of "husking" them with any given orifice.

FarmersOnly is a great place to meet folks into The Nebraska Hand-truck.

by Flickes October 22, 2018

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018

Somalian Hand Grenade

To retrieve your Jimmy Johns sub from another person's anus.

"If you want your sandwich, you'll have to give me the ole Somalian Hand Grenade"

by Mick_Jones June 13, 2018

new hand moves

One of the three fundamental phrases to describe a dab in India.

Nick India: with cool clothes plus attitude plus new hand moves and dab *DABS INTENSELY*

by TH3 DS# D@BB3R June 14, 2018

Mr Helping Hands

Someone who comes to help you finish a job,screws everything up and makes more work for you.

1. Oh great! Here comes Mr helping hands.

2. Mr helping hands came over and f’deverything up!
3. It was the end of the day and everything was looking sweet. The boss sent Mr helping hands over to help finish up and he f’d everything up.

by Imtiredoftypingnow June 29, 2018